Bob Maciolek

Director, Solutions Delivery

Captain Bob is one tough nut to crack. He has 8 years in the Marine Corps and 10 Years in the Army National Guard and he’s currently holds the rank of Captain. We’re not sure what he’s the Captain of, but it must be something.

He likes to try and pull rank on us when he comes into the office in full combat gear, face painted and all, and starts rolling on the floor with his M16 screaming “hit the deck!” We’ve learned to ignore a lot of his eccentricities.

Bob received his bachelor’s degree in computer science and he claims he graduated with a 3.57 GPA, but how he remembered that from forty or so years ago can only classify him as bragger.

We’ll bet you already guessed that Bob is a republican. He hates tax-and-spend big-government democrats, but he’s not bitter or opinionated.

He loves to lie. Among his latest fibs is the little gem that he has current Secret Security Clearance (Sure he does). We’re pretty sure they tell that to all the Bellevue patients to calm them down.

Bob has 22 years experience as a senior technical consultant. He spins his magic here in designing and building software solutions. No one can do it better. He’s our Obi Wan Kenobi, always looking for another young Jedi to train.

Bob and his wife of fifteen years have two children ages eleven and nine. He admits out loud that he is addicted to Disney World.  He loves 80’s rock, beer, whiskey, shooting craps, shooting the enemy, computer games, and hockey. Maybe he should try sleeping.

The things that he really can’t stand are democrats, traffic, slow drivers, and construction. Put it this way, if Bob were a dog he’d be Chihuahua.